I am naturally really, really shy and kind of clumsy
so I have MANY embarrassing tales! LOL
Like the time I was going to get up in front of my entire school and do a solo dance for a talent show? Instead I walked out on stage and panicked AND got booed off the stage!
Or about the time I was in elementary school during field day and our entire class got on stage to dance for the talent portion? I got on stage and laughed the entire time I was up there. Never broke out any of my fine dance moves.
Ironically, I LOVE dancing, even now.
Or about the time I was in high school and dating? I was on a date with one particular guy and I let out (what I thought was) a silent but deadly?
Couldn't blame that on anyone else, he heard it.
Oh, and there is the time I was walking in too high heels on a date.
We were holding hands, I wobbled WE fell!
Oh or about the time I boiled an egg in the microwave at a previous employer and set the microwave on fire. For the six years I remained at that firm they NEVER let me live that down. smh
Bwahaha, these cracked me up.
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